Zhao VS Stephen Chow (comic)
(music from Stephen Chow on)
Chow: Big Brother are you okay? Weather so cold Yeah, there is nothing more than to wear clothes ah?
(Zhao on) < br> Zhao: raw so sleeping in the waist, eating locations just nausea, consequently disturbed look, Gansha Han bad, the pursuit of a lifetime of pleasure, happen, no matter children know, What is happiness, and the answers! happiness is Suffering.
Korean students: Please do first two introduce myself.
Chow: Actually, I was both beauty and intelligence, the hero and the embodiment of chivalry, changing social trends, thousands of girls swept to stimulate the film mall to raise juvenile people, content, jade tree , personable Tricky Brains, I called the stars, the English name of XING ~ ~ ~ XING!
Zhao: hike south past the North, the practice artery pressure off legs. Yangtze and Yellow drank water, was variety ample to cheat kissed the mouth. spring air, weekly brass, I am terrified of the boss Zhao Who?!
Korean students: Can you speak about the two biggest labels in the first impression of cooperation on the screen.
Zhao: mention something Han pinch, the first film with a small sub-Car, the antique heart, nervous, and panic to the folks who lost heap chen, O my sadness to the heart hair blocking the jaws bitter. mouthful from the big foam, restroom urine Urine . oppression to the boss.
Korean students: Why is there such a big feeling of pressure?
Zhao: In recent years portly and the chanting, belly portly to belly button with both hands extend straight out of reach children, almost caught up Big Bear a child without hair. also shot Han children recruited children laugh martial arts film.
Korean students: It is funny.
Zhao: Yes, it's hilarious martial craft, you say this line to my children to shoot weapons while also played. It also does not sprint and no place to sprint, have no place Liao Liao, bulging cervix hard waiting for the knife ah.
Chow: the climate is so peppery, and boring life, get some small cheats to spice up their look, pat membrane . What is not so chilly brother you said Zhao.
Zhao: you squeeze it with us the entire thing?! I'm here to say nervous, you say cool side, do you mean ah?
Chow: just saying said, you do not like to hear to, I said something else.
Zhao: small as gestational age it, I do not understand you dress a vest?! acquaint you! vest off you know you I still babies.
Stephen Chow: bitch! you off my back! you have called me 3 days and three nights, because you are a partner, I will not slay you, do not think I'm afraid you!
Zhao: Oh ho bear-like all the children. I kick you I dead. Do not look at my arm nice, punches are explosive. I talk to us when you color picture hanging from the wall pressure.
Chow: Ha Ha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Ha, Zhaoxiong really brave morale, not Yinwa bitch, good one man. brother is just a joke, the mainland surrounded the four handsome boy to the most free and effortless to Zhaoxiong, renowned! this small will not at heart, right?
Zhao: You're 1 apt speak, I calculate you're more pleasing apt the eye from brain apt toe, from pants to jackets, from the center to see, to look how you and I start to feel better. you I na it namely not flicker?
Chow: Fool, we are all brothers what, I admire your big brother Zhao heart, like a surging river infinite, there are such as the Yellow River torrent, got out of hand, say to you wisdom, how can I cheat you so.
Zhao: that is quite, twelve typhoon is not thumping, the Sichuan Basin is not moved, the Himalayan is not a heap, the Huludao not Le to , Old Zhao idiot my stomach is not plug in, his face is two large wine cavity cones to children.
Korean students: Two really is funny, numerous spectators want to know how many the two of you paycheck, in the Here we uncover to give up?
Zhao: I said you are not eating you little twins had? you quake to light lamps, or fed children stays? is lice or fireworks arch to collapse to? is to eat popsicle to eat hot kettle or ice? this problem What I can tell you ?!!!< br> Stephen Chow: You are the first daytime of Chu Laihun Yeah, so mentally you have to ask the question, I see you lemon head, the mouse eye hooked proboscis, character eyebrows, jail ears, large rotated mouth, rabbit teeth, wick neck, elbow altitude, hand width, fowl, dog navel, big eater back, if not, I would have committed suicide! You hurry back to Mars it, the Earth is very precarious.
Korean students: how do I ask a question?
Chow: You do no problem, your parents have problems favor this you generate! With your sagacity, I can not annotate to you!
Korean students: two good, do not be furious, do not be offended, we do not say this, and doubtless Zhao and Stephen Chow is to be OKAY in personal?
Chow: nice, alternatively inquired the other nice entity approximately money, emotions ache! have the money does not matter, but at fewest be a respectable human! not ~ too - I'd preferably have money ...... ha ~ ~ ha ~ ~ ha. About the relationship between personal or Zhaoxiong you to answer first.
Zhao: This Jiaosha pinch, feeling left out at the to, he is my children back of the hand palm children, both chamber belly skin children, both of us to intestines can be twisted into a trial of strength.
Chow: lifeless.
Korean students: I would!!! We are very cared about the married status of two, to give us that some of Mody?
Chow: I do not absence to consider these, thank you!
Zhao: Small Chi Son, which I can say you two, you all drink wine wolf dog step step, sing love melodies to go mountain children, giving her a legend of the first type, pace to grab fondly, long a couple of scavenging and forever looking for children to eyeball na love rain. got married, you see, I'm old and happy, my twins on the child long Yeah, Baipangpaner, water, a Ling, grew up carry pistol to a fighter.
Stephen Chow: I am a quite complicated affective person, a quite complex feelingful person who equitable adore a person, it would convert affective defects, one emotional retarded human, even if you have him forever, but too useless. so I do not get married. Thank you.
Korean students: it is not the star has a lot of girlfriends brother?
Chow: I rely on! That works without saying, My star is notoriously Paoniu numerous, men's thorn in the side all of you. I aesthetic pose exudes seductive fascination, always the girls are hard to withstand. my eyes and the painfully heartbreaking twice, not matter how cold, and proud in women, will be my eyes and the thaw is well recognized my loneliness My Lover, comedy soul of the earth, no one knew Prince
mm nauseating Korean students: wow! the elemental Prince of rivers and lakes is above the notable Star nauseating Brother, excuse me. What do you think this Zhao?
Zhao: because it is not bragging tariffs, chitchatting not perpetrate a chief crime, then Kill drums chanting, the old cucumber green draw brush - Zhuangnen, getting bigger a majority of the people also learn to activity innocent, I think he is minded not know what's pasted to the northwardly and south, and the head breakdown can not mandate a two-section legs.
Chow: I rely on! You're so say I, how to say I can be considered the biggest names in the comedy world, give me a face, OK?
Zhao: I kick you face, your face as I insoles son. You say you do something wrong, not the whole child this vain forty-six means.
Chow: Zhao brother, you temporarily surmount your animal,shanghai escort, keep your cause, know I am innocent little lad who is not a skittish, just happy it is just to coax you, if I actually have a lot of women friends, my FANS do not eat me, ha ~ ~ ha ~ ~ ha.
Zhao: Do ���you reproach me ah, my big mouth and tongue were longer tolerate is empty, things did not turn and speak directly according to collapse. < br> Stephen Chow: ha ~ ha ~ ha, how could na, younger brother is not act all right, for example, your big brother I have just handed the cup of ginseng tea, has been beneath the best in the world I Qi Du, cramps blew medication Croton, honey, Fritillaria, Platycodon, and Tianshan sleet lotus from the readiness, do not absence refrigeration, and no preservatives, in increase to toxic heavy, immediate, the savor is also very good. There are clear stomach, through the effect of stool Na , ha ~ ha ~ ha.
Zhao: oh the mom, it does not pluck up what, I did not drink to get back. I said to the little twins are you hanging? was tired or comatose? which Ga seethe Britain does not it? or dislocation which the whole Ga seethe? I see you lame foot, and mouth is malign, and nose deflated Eighty per penny of the intestines are made in half, right?
Korean students: (cover their stomach) cup of tea, I drank just been ejected blood ......( a)
Chow: a cup of tea this is distraction and melody, today, dozens of students in the two brother even nectar spew blood, is unprecedented, brother admire admire!
Korean students: Ladies and gentlemen, Well (erase the blood will spit out) the end of today's chat, the Well (wipe the blood in turn spit out) the final practice of each person as we say a word .
Stephen Chow: Yes, my darling FANS, I love you, I love you too ~ ~ ~ a.
Zhao: folks are, you're my heart fondly crow, you're my heart bound to frogs, you are my heart ruddy red shrimp, you are my heart's sweet potatoes skinny surface thin face, thank you.
Korean students: Yes, this program ends, (continued vomiting blood) Thank you for seeing, bye
Stephen Chow: Zhao Xiong, agenda done, where you and I HAPPY Yeah.
Zhao: we two go karaoke, cried on the small children, they were also busy for very a while, do not recruit people almost wail a little child children are not generous tries.
Chow: You sure can not find him, I think he must play a cab toilet
Zhao: Why do not this children here handy to go so far away Gansha you? < br> Stephen Chow: Tricky Brains younger brother the heading for nothing, I have the whole building dozens of large and small locks on the toilet, ha ~ ha ~ ha, makes sense to achieve this thing, I really Shuangsi.
Zhao: audience smiled, ah, child day late, we were back on the first, the period to detect Anliang drink to go,shenzhen massage, ah.
Chow: people laughing at me too insane, others see through me laugh, ha ~ ha ~ ha
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